Monday, December 3, 2007

Mr. King Kong

Friday, November 30, 2007

Dr. Boho: Hygiene Specialist

Ditto you on that

Squadron Leader: Reporting for Duty

Prehistoric DJ

New Crime Alert: Knee-lestation

The Pick Up Artist

just your AFC going in field, opening sets, running negs and closing the deal. the hipster gals never knew what hit em. time to bounce.

Three Muskateers

this picture almost impregnated me--- then i fell out of my chair

Lady Chinpubes

milady of the night, lady chinpubes.

Family Reunion

thanks to vice, paper mag, nylon for making these incestual bastards KINGS.

Motivational Dancer

hold me closer tiny dancer

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

i got no turntablz and no microphone

Our favorite dumpster-diving-diva has gone and moved over to so watch out--- she is the new face of the Derelicte campaign this year.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Now where will we hang out?

Some idiot decided it was a good idea to tag the side of Solutions aka the Elliott Smith tribute wall from Figure 8 fame. That is pretty messed up, I have to say.

[ Montecito Heights ]
[ Defamer ]

Friday, September 14, 2007

Hafta Git Momma's Sweatr Home b4 midnitez

Read Sassy, make fanzines and create mix tapes

So a bit ago we brought you the news that Chloe Sevigny was going to have a fashion line at Opening Ceremony. Well now you can see for yourself the gems she has created. It's as if they turned the lights off at the Goodwill and let the hipsters loose in some sort of blind physical challenge to see who could pick out the most ridiculously sweet outfit.

Don't forget to check out the models reactions. Priceless.


Gilf-In It

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Fashion Advice From Chloe Sevigny... no really.

Apparently people take fashion cues from Chloe Sevigny. I know, I was surprised too. Some really smart people gave her a fashion line at Opening Ceremony. Now you too can look like the cat lady down the street that makes her own puffy paint shirts.


Wednesday, September 5, 2007


Uncle Orly

Orlando Bloom at some GQ something or another today... so does this qualify for molestache or hipstache? And what exactly are the differences? Discuss.


Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Splittsville In Hipsville

Heath Ledger and Mia Farro... uh Michelle Williams call it quits according to the always 100% accurate US Weekly. In case you care about details or where you can get an ill-tailored suit near you, check the rest here...

[ US Weekly ]

Tuesday, August 28, 2007